The fart is the first joke a baby learns and it pretty much never gets old
The opposite of being knocked out is being OK
*house phone rings*
Me: no
Female, Fe Male, Iron Man
Straight people are the main cause of overpopulation.
For every decision you are going to make, “killing yourself” is always an option.
We’re more than happy to give our pets a peaceful death if they’re terminally ill, but if a human is terminally ill and considers a peaceful death its controversial.
It must have felt pretty lonely to be the first astronaut to take a picture of Earth— a group photo of every human that ever lived and died, except for you.
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
Humans invested billions of dollars into building rollercoaster parks to make our brains think we’re about to die because we were bored.